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EXCELLENT, IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME. CAN YOU EXPLAIN THE CREATION OF YOUR KERNELPANIK ACCOUNT FOR THE NEXT ROOTEDCON?
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GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR
..---.. .' _ `. __..' (o) : `..__ ; `. / ; `..---...___ .' `~-. .-') . ' _.' : : \ ' + J `._ _.' `~--....___...---~' They are no ducks in Warcraft
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU PROFESSOR
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