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                             |_| W.O.P.R - DUCK EDITION                    

GREETINGS, PROFESSOR FALKEN

Hello.

HOW ARE YOU FEELINGS TODAY?.

I'm fine. How are you?.

EXCELLENT, IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME. CAN YOU EXPLAIN THE CREATION OF YOUR KERNELPANIK ACCOUNT FOR THE NEXT ROOTEDCON?

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I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU PROFESSOR

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